Gooning made you gay
You can’t stop and now gooning made you gay! It’s a funny thing. The more time you spend watching porn and gooning the more kinks...
Poppers and porn addiction
Poppers and porn addiction, that’s you, isn’t it? Your addictions have spiralled out of control. You can’t stop sniffing and stroking. It’s your favourite way...
Cancel your plans
It’s for the best if you cancel your plans. You’d rather stay home and stroke anyway. I want you to cancel your plans. You don’t...
Locked cuck CEI
Locked cuck CEI, you lucky cucky you. Locking your cock was a good choice. I have no regrets, sweetheart. Deciding to fuck other men was...
Shrinking your dick in chastity
Do you dream of shrinking your dick? Prhaps you already have a little one and want to to wither to nothing. That thing of yours...
30 days of gooning
I’ve heard of Loctober and No Nut November, but I have My own ideas for a fun, month long challenge. I think if you’re left...
Making you beg for it
I know why you’re here, I know what you want, I know what you came to do. If you really, really want to stroke for...
Binge hard, goon all night
Get your credit card, cancel your plans, you’re going to binge hard and goon all night for Me. Spending big on clips is like a...
I love tease and denial
I know when you look at ME you just want to stroke yourself silly, your cock standing to attention, but today you’ll be doing things...