Stupid stroking pig
Every time you touch your piggy tail you get a little dumber, don’t you? You get dumber and dumber with every single pump. It won’t...
Everyone hates you
I’m not lying, everyone really does hate you. Only I am honest with you and accept you as you are. Tough pill to swallow I...
Pussy free promise
No pussy for all of 2022? Sounds easy! It’s a new year & a new start, I want you to promise ME something. Promise to...
Proudly pussy free
Yu should be proudly pussy free, lol. You feel like “real” men get tonnes of pussy and you’re a loser for getting none, right? Don’t...
Incel! Know your place!
I had a chat with a “sub” recently who was beginning to sound like an angry, entitled incel. This foolish creature thought that one man...
Can’t be a cuckold if you can’t get a girlfriend
You can’t be a cuckold if you can’t get a girlfriend, you fucking reject! You really can’t be a cuckold if you can’t get a...
Stroking, sniffing goon bot
Are you ready to have some fun, My stroking, sniffing goon bot? Get a bottle and take a big sniff for Me, good boy, now...
Pussy free until 2022
Pussy free until 2022 sounds like something you can commit to, right? Say it. Say you’ll be pussy free until 2022. Promise Me. I know...
Next level porn addiction
You never do anything in moderation, your porn addiction is next level! You’ve never been one to do things in moderation and the same is...
Celibate stroker for tits
Surrender yourself to your fate, you’re My celibate stroker for tits! You know you’re going to be celibate for the rest of your life right?...